(TIP: I suggest reading this carrd on Desktop.)
[Icon art by @ThePlaceForBee on Tumblr.]
Welcome to my office.
If you're a minor then I suggest you leave.
I'm Mach but you may also know me as Kira.
I'm 19, turning 20 in November.
Androgynous / Nonbinary - They/Them
Romance-repulsed aroace / queerplatonic
Autistic / ADHD bitch - I apologize for my weird behavior
Artist / Writer / Roleplayer / GAYmer
I'm pretty dead on anything that isn't Discord but here's ways to reach out to me!
AETHY: @FlapjackInsomniac
DISCORD: @OfficeOf_Flapjack
MATRIX/ELEMENT: @OfficeOf_Flapjack
Frequently asked questions - the gist of it.
Why did you block/unfriend me?
Honestly; it's because I felt like our friendship wasn't going to work out. I unfriend anyone and block at free will without thinking twice. It's not really your fault, I promise. I'm just a very distant person and I like my space more than people.
Can I DM you? / Tag you?
Yes you can! I mute every server I'm in because notifications overwhelm me; tagging me or sending me a message is the BEST way to contact me and for me to see it. I'd prefer you did this or I'm not gonna see your message.
Can our ocs interact or talk about our ocs together?
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FUCK YEAH, MAN. Again, I prefer to discuss with folks my age range but I will gladly talk platonic/found family stuff with ocs with just about anyone ^^ I love having my characters interact with people's ocs... and I LOVE just talking about ocs in general.. so go ahead!!
Can we be friends?
Why not!? I usually don't mind random friend requests but I have every right to unfriend you at any point, please see the question to the left for answers why I will. Don't give me a hard time if I did, alright?
I am more likely to decline friend requests from empty / blank profiles or profiles who don't share servers with me.
Can we roleplay?
It highly depends! I only roleplay with +18 people because I mostly focus on NSFW or dark/horror/triggering topics but on rare occasions I don't mind roleplaying in private channels or public channels in servers
DM roleplay is what I prefer, sorry!!!
Hey, can I vent to you?
Depends. I hate to sound mean but I genuinely do not want anyone venting to me. I am only okay with my found family venting to me. I have too much going on IRL for myself to carry someone else's luggage.
Before you Interact - Some things you need to know about me.
- No public blacklist, ask me about my blacklist if we're friends.
- I don't tolerate BS drama and I WILL block anyone/everyone I find annoying or just too bothersome to talk to. No I don't care.- I have MAJOR anger issues, yes I'm trying to seek help about it but its still there. I am prone to snapping but for the most part I can be a chill person, sorry that I sound so aggressive.- I take like a million years to respond to DMs, don't push me to respond or I'll just block you.
- I'm still learning neos and system stuff so be patient with me; I'm not trying to be rude, I just don't understand.- I work often so I tend to not talk that much or I might be drained most days.- I can be snarky with my humor and if that upsets you, you can 100% ask me to stop and I will.- If you make me uncomfortable or weirded out I will block any and all contact with you.- I don't click links or accept friend requests from blank profiles or new profiles. I also don't click download on random files.
If I tell you to stop something, you better fucking quit it. -It's okay to be mean playfully (because, hell, I like being mean too!) but if you're making me uncomfortable or I feel it's personal and I say something; stop. now. -Don't fucking flirt with me, oh my god, I swear to god if you do, especially after I tell you to stop, it is on FUCKING SIGHT. -If we're roleplaying, don't leave shitty one sentence responses when I do semi-lit to lit roleplay. -Don't get me started on petty drama, if you wanna suck me into that then I'll drop you; I don't need toxic shit in my life right now. -I don't care what you do, just leave me out of it if I'm not interested. -Hey maybe don't be a dick over fiction and fictional characters? If I like a character then I like them; you can't convince me otherwise. -Also don't gossip n shit if you have a problem with me, grow the fuck up and discuss your issues with me like a normal human would. -I DO NOT CARE IF I HURT YOUR FEELINGS IF YOU MADE ME ANGRY, IF YOU DISRESPECT ME AND MY BOUNDARIES OR MY LOVED ONES, I WILL LET IT BE KNOWN YOU FUCKED UP. DON'T BE A CRYBABY ABOUT IT. -
My interests - some things I'm very into and adore!
GAMES
- Roblox / Regretevator
- Lethal Company
- Goat Simulator
- Warframe
- Streets of Rogue
- Terraria
- Minecraft
- Content Warning
- Baldur's Gate III
- Tiny Tina's Wonderlands
- Plants VS Zombies
- Stardew Valley
- Outpath
MOVIES
- Thirteen Ghosts
- Saw Franchise
- Cabin Fever
- Heathers
- Beetlejuice
- Final Destination
- Who Framed Roger Rabbit
- American Psycho
- The Banana Splits Movie
- Christine
- The Cabin in the Woods
- Tucker and Dale vs Evil
- Get Out
MUSIC
Ice Nine Kills -
The Living Tombstone -
Three Days Grace -
Insane Clown Posse -
Mystery Skulls -
TWRP -
Tom Cardy -
Bear Ghost -
JHARIAH -
Pinkshift -
Slipknot -
BOI WHAT -
Melanie Martinez-
MISC. MEDIA
My Brother, My Brother & Me -
The Adventure Zone -
Dead Meat Podcast -
Dungeons & Dragons -
Monster Factory -
Polygon Unraveled -
Mortuary Science & Forensic Science -
Taxidermy -
Rabies (yes, really) -
Scenekid fashion/aesthetic -
Bone collection -
OCs / Original characters
Roleplaying
1990s-2010s web-culture -
90s-2000s nostalgia